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What Are Toothpaste Jokes?

Toothpaste Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of toothpaste jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
To avoid being raped when I am in jail...
I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection.
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#2
Guess when toothpaste was invented?
1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT.
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#3
Accidentally pressed the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste.
Mouth feels clean but I don't think I'll be able to curse today. Shucks.
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#4
I've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste
from this tube for over a month now.
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#5
I'm not only glad that toothpaste
was invented I'm enamelled by it.
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#6
I've heard rumors that desperate prostitutes
use Crest Toothpaste to reduce cavities.
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#7
I ran out of toothpaste recently So I've resorted to brushing with soap.
It's pretty gross, but on the plus side I've really cut back on my swearing.
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#8
Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
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#9
Beer before liquor, never sicker.
Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.
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#10
Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste
is just white paint.
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#11
I'll go to extreme lengths to get the last bit of toothpaste from the tube
but I'll also watch 2 hrs of Nick Jr if I can't reach the remote.
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#12
I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists...
those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work.
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#13
BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker!
I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate...
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#14
What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?
... ... A tuba toothpaste.
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#15
ok be honest with me here.
level with me a sec. mint choc chip ice cream. it's just cold toothpaste right. don't horseshit around with me
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#16
I dropped my toothpaste!
...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen.
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#17
A man walks past someone brushing their teeth with toothpaste in a gated garden...
"Cool-gate, dude," he said.
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#18
My sensitive toothpaste
can't stop crying.
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#19
What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste.
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#20
I bought my kids electric toothbrushes because it was taking too long to
splatter toothpaste all over the bathroom w/the regular toothbrush.
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What are the best Toothpaste Jokes?
Our collection features 76 Toothpaste Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Toothpaste Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Toothpaste Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Toothpaste Jokes?
Toothpaste Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Toothpaste Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and toothpaste jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love toothpaste jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good toothpaste jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Toothpaste Jokes safe for all ages?
Most toothpaste jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Toothpaste Jokes?
toothpaste jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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