What Are Tosses Jokes?
Tosses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tosses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
OMINOUS CHANTING *pentagram starts to glow* YES!
RISE DARK LORD! RISE! *Satan tosses pillow through portal* UNGH 5 MORE MINUTES!!!
#2
When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking
and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face
#3
The years 2045.
90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons "Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain" she whispers
#4
Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term?
Oh... *Tosses tissues in the trash*
#5
*turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and
lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets
#6
Jesus walks.....
Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, " Can you put me up for the night?"
#7
"Your under arrest!" No, YOU'RE under arrest *police looks around points to himself & mouths 'me'* Yeah you.
*he tosses me cop car keys*
#8
*Me & dog* *duel for the last piece of chicken* *tosses a stick to distract*
*fetches the stick* *chicken is gone* Well played Peanut...!!
#9
[Brings a snowball to a work meeting and tosses it at boss] I'm not trying
to disprove the theory of global warming I just don't like you.
#10
I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass
square thing which you can see outside through*
#11
So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa?
I guess all the money really is behind her!
#12
Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea?
"I'm not. that. innocent." *frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*
#13
Cop: Know why I stopped you?
Me: Cuz you SMELLED THIS DONUT? *tosses donut out window* Cop: ... Me: Aren't you gonna go get- Cop: Get out.
#14
"Oh you like this cake?
(*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops." - Game of Thrones
#15
*Ok, don't let them know you're a dog* Him: The job is yours.
Here's the keys to your new office. [tosses keys] *catches keys in my mouth*
#16
I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun
into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull
#17
Asterisks are awesome.
*tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*
#18
*tosses banana peel out the window
during a police chase*
#19
Sorry man I cant come over.
Im busy playing nunchucks "Dont you mean playing WITH nunchucks?" No? *tosses another nun off the overpass*
#20
Me: *tied up* Guy: *hits my kneecap* M: I'm not a rat!
G: Bring in her sworn enemy! G2: *tosses Rubik's Cube at me* M: Oh god no! I'll talk!
Why People Enjoy Tosses Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tosses jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love tosses jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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