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Train Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of train jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Do you remember that creepy girl who stood behind you on a train 6 years ago and was smelling your hair?
Hi!
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#2
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
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#3
What do you call a pokemon that's part train?
A Pikachoochoo.
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#4
'I have trains ran on me all the time.' - Railroads.
Or my ex-girlfriend.
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#5
Am sorry boss, I know I said I'd do that report this morning.
But the girl next to me on the train was wearing a short skirt, & I forgot I even had a job.
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#6
[Snake family queueing to get on the train] [They spot Samuel
L Jackson already on board] SNAKE DAD: Not this shit again.
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#7
What did the train say on the way to auschwitz?
Jew-Jew I'm sorry, that made me feel dirty. Should probably take a shower...
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#8
"Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey, I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that I'm like 14 miles away from your house right now!" -Trains
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#9
Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum?
I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive.
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#10
Policeman: Now sir how did you come to have this accident?
Motorist: Well the sign just there says `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
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#11
Yeah, bro.
I train and I lift... ...It's easier to get to work that way than to bike and to stairs.
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#12
How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew!
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#13
What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?
A Loco Motif
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#14
I am motherfucking sick of the motherfucking
delays on this motherfucking train!
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#15
What's the best way to stop a German train?
*Axe* them nicely.
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#16
If you try to rip somebody's head off, I suggest you train for it first.
If you don't succeed it makes the following few minutes awkward.
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#17
Dog Walking Business Idea: 1.
Train every dog to walk another dog. 2. Put the dogs in a dog walking circle. 3. GO TO A MOVIE!
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#18
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?
A laplander !
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#19
What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
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#20
What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?
Air conditioning
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