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Trim Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of trim jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hairdresser: How much should I trim off the back?
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
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#2
[boxing match] Commentator: Silva is in the red shorts with green, white & yellow trim Me: the black guy.
Just say Silva is the black guy
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#3
I don't mean to brag but my stalker has OCD so he trims my bushes
while he's hiding in them waiting for me to get home.
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#4
Every time my dentist is kind enough to tell me I need to floss, I am
kind enough to tell him that he needs to trim his nostril hairs.
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#5
A man like me is hard to find.
I trim maze hedges.
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#6
I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair
balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit.
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#7
Wife just instructed me on the best way to trim my beard.
So now I'm explaining to her the proper way to change a tampon.
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#8
One time when I was riding the school bus the bus drive hit a couple
of tree branches She said "bus drivers trim trees as a side job"
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#9
Wife: You should cut the grass.
Me: Yes, dear. W: And, you really need to trim that bush. M: *mumbles* Yeah, you too. W: What? M: Yes, dear.
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#10
"I think we should-" Kiss under the moonlight?
omg we finish each other's sentences! Hairdresser: was gonna say trim the sides a bit shorter
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#11
Boyfriend wants me to eat loads of purple candy so I can "dye" his balls for Easter.
He better trim the grass first.
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#12
My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a "landing strip..."
I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row.
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#13
I generally don't trim my ear hair until
it effects my peripheral vision.
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#14
What I said : Just a trim, please.
What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un.
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#15
If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors,
how do they trim those perfect goatees?
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#16
When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB
I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
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