What Are Trunk Jokes?
Trunk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of trunk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[NSFW] What's black and blue and hates sex?
The little boy in my trunk.
#2
If a duck and a elephant were to vote
They'd vote for donald trunk
#3
They found the charred body rolled into an old carpet, locked inside the trunk of a burned out car.
The police suspect foul play.
#4
What's the best way to cross the border?
In the trunk of a car.
#5
Me: "I really like this car" Salesman: "Yeah and it also has a latch in
case someone gets stuck in the trunk!" Me: "Eh, what else ya got?"
#6
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made
a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
#7
I have a nice body.
It's in my trunk.
#8
My elephants got no trunk ?
How does it smell ? Terrible !
#9
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to
get in her trunk or she'll have to do this the hard way.
#10
Keep your friends close & your enemies, in your trunk.
Unless you're crossing a border. Then don't do that.
#11
[maybe NSFW] How can you tell that a porn star works at your local gas station?
Right before he's done filling the tank he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the trunk of your car.
#12
A woman walks up to a guy in blue swimming trunks and says, "Your eyes match your swim trunks!" He says, "Why?
Are my eyes bulging?"
#13
What's black, blue, and hates having sex?
The ten year old in my trunk.
#14
How can you tell elephants love to travel ?
They are always packing their trunk !
#15
Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few
of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk.
#16
Why do elephants have trunks ?
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
#17
ME: need help?
GIRL (having car trouble): could u give me a jump ME: *inflating the bounce house I keep in my trunk* I thought u'd never ask
#18
What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?
Their trunks.
#19
I need a car.
Hiding in people's trunks and hoping they're going to Wal-Mart isn't working out for me.
#20
What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?
A mouse going on vacation.
Why People Enjoy Trunk Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and trunk jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love trunk jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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