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What Are Tub Jokes?

Tub Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tub jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Not funny, people.
I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine.
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#2
What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?
Ice cream fits in a tub.
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#3
Yo mamas so fat When she wants to take a bath...
She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water
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#4
*date* GIRL: I love hot tubs.
Do you love hot tubs? LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that.
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#5
[Date Night] I poured us a bubble bath.
Him: *sigh* is it Sprite again? *sipping seductively from tub with a krazy straw*: Just get in.
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#6
Everytime I see my see my neighbors having sex in their hot
tub, I think to myself "I can't believe I'm recording this"
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#7
Here's another great thing about hot tubs [pulls out
a bowl of fully cooked ramen from under the water]
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#8
[date gets back from the bathroom] those batman toys in the tub are so cute!
How old are your kids? "kids?"
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#9
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
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#10
What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
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#11
Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says
to the other "where's the soap" and the other nun replies "yes it does".
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#12
What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
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#13
I dropped my popcicle in the tub.
I'm awfully sad. It was banana. Now it just tastes like bubble bath.
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#14
A woman brings her items to the resister A woman brings five chocolate bars, a tub of ice cream, and
some pregnancy tests to the counter Cashier: "Ma'am, I don't think you need those pregnancy tests"
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#15
Jerry (Man pukes in plastic bag) Man:I made breakfast, let's put it in the
fridge (Puts it in toilet tank) Man:Time for bed (Crawls in to tub)
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#16
How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.
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#17
When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to "warm her up", I dont waste a second..
to throw in a hairdryer
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#18
What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Stew!
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#19
The seven dwarfs were in the hot tub feeling happy...
...so Happy left.
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#20
"Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable..." ~Me drunk
in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out
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Why People Enjoy Tub Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tub jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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