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#1
A man was pulled over for speeding...
The officer says: Where is the fire at? The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
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#2
The Lion King is probably my favorite children's movie about running away
from your problems until you're strong enough to kill your uncle.
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#3
"My uncle is a dead person guy".
Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician
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#4
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?
Your great-ant !
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#5
It's like my uncle always said: "The day I can't do my job
drunk..." "...is the day I hand in my badge and gun."
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#6
My dyslexic uncle was suicidal...
He kept jumping behind trains
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#7
[senses date is losing interest in me] "my uncle
was the guy who did the rap in Red Red Wine"
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#8
I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell "schadenfreude", and I couldn't.
But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win.
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#9
My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls
They always went down on the customer.
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#10
I've got an Uncle Rube.
I mean he's really my mother's sister's roommate's friend's hairdresser's step-dad, but the effect is the same.
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#11
OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN.
He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '
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#12
My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking
problem, but now he found Jesus and ruins it with that.
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#13
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles in your pants
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#14
My Uncle When I was a young boy, my Uncle would always tell me "Always leave
them wanting more" Which is probably why he lost his job in famine relief.
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#15
I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk
at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American.
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#16
If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant Would
you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
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#17
What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.
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#18
If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would
you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?
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#19
Stop poking me on Facebook uncle
Brian it's not cute anymore
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#20
Did you hear about the cannibal who
past his uncle in the jungle?
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