What Are Under Jokes?
Under Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of under jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time?
Church
#2
ME: [sitting in kitchen writing out bills] SON: I lost a tooth.
I'm gonna leave it under my pillow tonight. ME: I'd wait until next week.
#3
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone
under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.
#4
You say "my ex is stuck under the back end
of your vehicle" like its a bad thing.
#5
Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink?
A: He found a leek there.
#6
If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven...
is doing it in the shower a German oven?
#7
It's just not sanitary to let
people get under your skin.
#8
game of thrones is such a cool show.
they should make a book out of it. [props a stick under a box to capture all the nerds that respond]
#9
Historically speaking, tanning under the sun
first began in France during the bronzage.
#10
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Because it's a FAST food!
#11
8: I'm scared of monsters under my bed Me: You should really be scared of spiders that will lay eggs in your ear 8: MOM!
Wife: ZACK!
#12
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
#13
Why don't people in Kuwait know who Obama is?
Because they've been living under Iraq.
#14
Why did the engineer buy a mattress?
To sleep under it
#15
Why is George Clooney unhappy with his sex life now?
Because he married her under the impression that Anal was her nickname
#16
What is 12 inches long, rock hard and full of semen?
The sock under my bed.
#17
Got so drunk last night I woke up on a sidewalk this morning and rolled
under a parked car so I could continue sleeping in the shade.
#18
Oh you're a jogger?
Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven.
#19
Her: How in the world did we max out the credit card??
Me: Beats me *pushes $20K worth of Care Bears under the bed
#20
The secret cocaine ring in my school still hasnt been busted
by the police It's slipping right under everyone's noses!
Why People Enjoy Under Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and under jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love under jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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