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Uniform Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of uniform jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?
Matching uniforms.
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#2
Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really
makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.
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#3
[in bed] M: Do that thing I like H: NO M: Please?
H: *sighs [puts on British redcoat uniform] I have your tea M: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES
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#4
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?
A guard dog !
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#5
In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean,
iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?
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#6
I like to wear Grocery store uniforms and tell homeless
people that I'm there to repo the shopping cart.
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#7
What's yellow and covers assholes?
The Lakers uniform.
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#8
Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform.
It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over.
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#9
If I really wanted to end my life I'd probably do it by wearing
a Star Trek uniform to the Star Wars Force Awakens premier.
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#10
Unwritten rule: if you find an unconscious security guard you have
to drag him to a supply closet and change into his uniform.
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#11
History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen.
This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud
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#12
FB friend's boy in a baseball uniform pic: "Our little pitcher" Me: "He looks more like a catcher" Nobody got it.
So I'm back here..
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#13
They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform...
Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy.
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#14
Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes.
"Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"
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#15
Women love a man in uniform, but especially a uniform
made from chocolate bars and $100 bills.
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#16
I heard women love a man in uniform..
Can't wait to start working at McDonalds.
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#17
Wife: It's date night!
Me: So, a movie, and... You still have that school uniform? W: Yes. *winks* M: Maybe you can get a student discount.
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#18
So a new company just become the official sponsor of the Special Olympics!
Downy! Everybody deserves softer uniforms!
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#19
I tried talking with a midget in prison uniform going down an elevator...
But he was a little condescending.
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#20
she like a man in uniform so the
mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay
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