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Use Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of use jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Every time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, "Please
accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you."
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#2
It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the
toilet is for me to be showering when they use it.
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#3
I feel really sad for children with cancer
and people who still use BlackBerrys.
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#4
Why do porn scenes use condoms during intercourse, but not during the blowjob and climax?
So they can see it coming
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#5
Hipster James Bond Movie - Oddjob uses
a Fedora as a deadly throwing hat.
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#6
Everyone's gynecologist uses the
term battle damage,' right?
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#7
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else's !
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#8
The real reason Washington state passed Gay-marriage and recreational marijuana use.
Because the bible says when two men lie together, they should be stoned.
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#9
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?
Fi-Do!
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#10
I bought a gun from Chekhov...
I figure I'll have to use it at some point.
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#11
When brands use cool words like "bae" on social media, I drive straight
to their nearest location with all my money, ready to buy products.
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#12
That time of year again.
Time to impregnate some chick at the office Christmas party and use my bonus to pay for the abortion. Pff holidays.
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#13
What does an accountant use for birth control?
His personality.
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#14
Ebola has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks.
AIDS has been here for 55 years and fools still don't use a condom
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#15
Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers.
They call them "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
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#16
My friend asked me...
My friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want
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#17
Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop.
As opposed to the alarm they use now: getting elbowed by the stranger they're drooling on.
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#18
Jokes from a college student.
How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
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#19
Free joke for rats: Pick up a cashew
and pretend to use it as a phone.
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#20
What do you use to cut the ocean?
A seasaw
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