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Vanishes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vanishes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A short philosophy joke...
Rene Descartes is walking around a party when somebody asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes answers, "I think not" and promptly vanishes.
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#2
The real magic of Christmas is how quickly
money vanishes from my wallet.
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#3
My friend, Manuel, is a magician...
His favorite trick is to announce "I'm going to disappear on the count of three." He then counts "Uno, dos..." then vanishes without a tres.
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#4
Pac-man walks into Pizzeria...
and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
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#5
Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
. . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks "Have another?" Descartes replies "I think not." . . .and POOF. He vanishes.
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#6
Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly
reemerges with the results of a "Which Muppet Are You?" quiz.
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#7
A Spanish magician..
A Spanish magician says to a crowd "on the count of three, I will vanish into thin air" he then starts counting "uno, dos..." And all of a sudden he vanishes, without a tres.
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#8
Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer?
Descartes says "I think not" and promptly vanishes.
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#9
What do you call a bug that vanishes?
A non antity.
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#10
Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes says, "I think not," and vanishes.
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#11
Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?" Descartes replies, "No, I think not." And then he vanishes. No dice.
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#12
Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink.
Descartes replies "I think not" and vanishes.
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