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What Are Vessel Jokes?

Vessel Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vessel jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When people tell me I'm a nerd for being good at math...
...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world.
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#2
119 years ago today a Canadian cargo vessel sank off the coast of New York, her cargo 50,000 cases of mayonnaise.
And that's why we celebrate Sinko de Mayo
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#3
TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel.
Whoops, wrong sub.
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#4
tifu by getting inside someone else's
underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub
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#5
TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once.
Oops, wrong sub.
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#6
What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?
A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.
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#7
What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it?
A carroted artery.
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#8
TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy
for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops, wrong sub
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#9
TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel.
Whoops, wrong sub.
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#10
What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product?
Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out
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#11
What do vampires cross the sea in?
Blood vessels.
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#12
A useless blood vessel is found
dead It died in vein
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#13
TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for
boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops wrong sub
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#14
I have a special place in my heart.
For blood and vessels and stuff.
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#15
Alcohol not only expands the blood
vessels but also communications.
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#16
TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy...
for boarding the wrong vessel... just once Whoops, wrong *sub*.
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#17
What do you call a vessel full of academics?
A scholarship
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#18
What is a vampires favourite type of ship?
A blood vessel.
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