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Voices Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of voices jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Psst.
Don't refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your 'team of writers'.
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#2
Did you hear about the guy who had ADD and schizophrenia?
He heard voices, but could never pay attention long enough to them to do anything crazy.
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#3
You're just jealous because the
voices are talking to me.
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#4
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
#badpickupline
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#5
The voices in my head have been quiet for a while.
They probably broke something.
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#6
Walking into WalMart with my kids, "Remember,
kids - use your Target voices."
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#7
Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put
my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head
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#8
I could have sworn I heard a chorus of a thousand tiny voices rising
up from the shower drain to wish me a Happy Fathers Day.
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#9
I wish people's voices actually sounded the way they do when
their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
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#10
Did you hear about the case of the schizophrenic ventriloquist?
Everyone *around* him heard voices.
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#11
Holy shit, just invented the funnest work game ever.
Go get on the phone with men but call them ma'am. Listen as they deepen their voices.
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#12
Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're
in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder.
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#13
I used to think I was schizophrenic.
But then the voices in my head said I was fine.
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#14
Schizophrenia?
More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*
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#15
Symptoms of mental illness: -Hearing voices -Hallucinating -Complaining
about how other people use their social media accounts
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#16
I wonder if deaf schizophrenic people hear voices...
I never asked them
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#17
Mute the voices in your head by
eating really crunchy food.
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#18
Furniture stores keep the guy who voices their commercials
in a windowless room full of cocaine.
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#19
If the voices in my head had a British accent,
I would do what they say more often.
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#20
I think it's really strange how some people talk to their animals, give them personalities and make up voices for them.
My dog, Steve, agrees with me.
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Most Voices Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Voices Jokes?
Voices Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and voices jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love voices jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good voices jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Voices Jokes safe for all ages?
Most voices jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Voices Jokes?
voices jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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