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#1
OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO UNPLUG THE TOASTER [flash to dog in sunglasses
waiting for his fifth batch of waffles to pop up]
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#2
I was told to write a report of waffles But
I failed because there was to much walfling
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#3
What is a prostitutes favorite food?
Anything but blue waffles.
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#4
"PSST." It came from my waffles.
"PSST," again. "What?" I ask, furtively. "You look really nice today." Complimentary Breakfast
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#5
Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach?
San Diego!!
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#6
Jesus and Mary will occasionally appear on toast, or pancake, or waffles.
Always breakfast foods. Why? Because it's the most important meal.
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#7
Why is every boob job the same?
Two round boobs. Switch it up ladies. Someone get two Belgian waffles or something.
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#8
A waffle house is like a gas station
bathroom that serves waffles.
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#9
What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?
San Diego
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#10
Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles.
Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal.
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#11
What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
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#12
How do spies eat their waffles?
Syruptitiously!
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#13
If you hit people hard enough with a tennis
racket they turn into waffles.
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#14
Honestly, guys, I think I've made the perfect woman this time.
She's made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead.
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#15
Some men are born to greatness.
Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles.
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#16
*wakes up early on weekend *makes 12 pancakes *wakes kids up
"Daddy, can we have waffles today???" *eats 12 pancakes
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#17
I need a new waffle iron.
These waffles are still wrinkled.
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#18
Wife: Do you want waffles or pancakes for breakfast?
Me: "Or"?
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#19
What US city has the dirtiest waffles?
San Diego
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#20
Me: What do you want for breakfast?
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast?
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