What Are Wales Jokes?
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#1
A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square.
Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"
#2
Why do penguins never go to England?
Because they're afraid of Wales!
#3
Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar...
...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final.
#4
Countries I can't believe Japan
have not attacked: Wales
#5
What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales?
Welsh-hitman!
#6
What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
#7
Why don't you see penguins in Britain?
Because they're afraid of Wales
#8
Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?
In Wales.
#9
I was in bed with my two girlfriends this morning..
How do you start a rave in Africa? Pencil. Am i doing this right? ( sorry for bad English I'm from Wales)
#10
Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?
It is the language of Wales.
#11
What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?
Their Pimp
#12
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
They're scared of Wales.
#13
Two fat Scottish sounding women in my bar tonight...
"Hey, are you two from Scotland?" I asked. "It's WALES you fucking idiot," one yelled. I apologized, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
#14
Just been chatting on Skype to a young lady who lives in Wales, she's
asked me to come and visit her...this weekend I'm off to Bangor.
#15
My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad.
My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping.
#16
Probably once a year some dumb Whale excitedly swims up
to the coast of Wales humming, "Mama, I'm coming home."
#17
Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
#18
A large marine mammal was recently in Cardiff.
It had a Wales of a time.
#19
It's easier to take Wales out of the EU...
...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe.
#20
What is the most popular bank in Wales?
Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.
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