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Walnut Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of walnut jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
when fruit talks Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.
Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
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#2
What do you call two nuts on the wall?
Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.
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#3
What do you call nuts on the wall?
Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.
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#4
I told my mate that my newborn baby's stomach was the size of a walnut.
. . . "Just feed him a walnut then."
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#5
Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?
Walnuts
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#6
What do you call nuts on your wall?
Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth.
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#7
Permission to use your hammer, your honor It's a gavel Permission to
use your gavel Denied *looks longingly at pile of walnuts & sighs*
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#8
What do you call?
What do you call 'nuts on a chest'? chestnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a wall'? walnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a chin'? .... A dick in your mouth.
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#9
What do you call nuts on the wall?
- Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? - Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? - You're sucking a dick!
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#10
I'm a big fan of wood.
Mahogany. Cherry. Walnut. Morning.
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#11
Mom, have you seen my turtle?
Your friends took it outside to play. They're cracking walnuts.
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#12
What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?
I've never had a walnut on my face.
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#13
Walnuts make my every cookie
a game of Minesweeper.
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#14
Nuts nsfw What's nuts on the wall?
Walnut What's nuts on a chest? Chestnut What's nuts on your chin? MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
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#15
Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.
Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
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#16
My friend asked what would get black walnut stains off of his driveway I told him to call a cheap motel.
If anyone would know how to remove nut stains it would be them.
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#17
If I were to make a glory hole...
I would make it out of walnut.
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#18
What do you call nuts on the wall?
Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in your mouth
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#19
What do you call nuts on a wall?
Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.
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#20
Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall?
Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth.
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Walnut Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and walnut jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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