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#1
Star Wars newest Droid.....
How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's
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#2
Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?
Because then World War 3 would never happen
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#3
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
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#4
I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character
in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
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#5
"War Horse" and "The Help" are the SAME movie!
I watched them on my laptop and they BOTH have a 90 minute scene where I just check Facebook.
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#6
I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my Granddad in that concentration camp during the war...
Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...
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#7
The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil
War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"
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#8
[Classroom in 2064] Student: So how did the war start?
Teacher: Well you see, Seth Rogen and James Franco made a movie..
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#9
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
HDMI
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#10
How does an octopus go to war ?
Well-armed !
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#11
Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?
ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!
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#12
Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will
be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons.
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#13
Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war?
It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken
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#14
Why do the french have so many civil wars?
Because they like to win one every now and then
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#15
My favorite oxymorons: 1.
Jumbo shrimp. 2. Act natural. 3. Boneless ribs. 4. Civil war. 5. Freezer burn. 6. Adult male. 7. Happy marriage.
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#16
Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you heard the greatest story ever told?
Me: Definitely. I love Star Wars.
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#17
Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes,
genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War
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#18
Star Wars Rogue One - Crap Joke Casian - 'Jyn, we
need to refuel our ship!' Jyn - 'K, to Esso!'
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#19
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?
Robert E Flea !
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#20
Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: "For those of you finding the Wookiee
steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."
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