What Are Warriors Jokes?
Warriors Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of warriors jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies?
:)
#2
Why do warriors make bad business men ?
They charge too much !
#3
Attention Prayer Warriors: My neighbor left town for a funeral today.
Please pray for God to protect & guide me as I steal his barbecue pit.
#4
How do you get a Warriors fan to stop masturbating?
Paint his dick Cavaliers maroon and yellow.
#5
Why do social justice warriors hate math?
all the inequalities
#6
What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?
#7
Where are the Golden State Warriors from?
Chokeland.
#8
Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that...
Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle.
#9
TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe
in the 1300s That's why they call it Hungary.
#10
Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream!
WARRIORS!
#11
I wanted to change my Reddit password from Warriors into Cavs.
But Reddit said Too weak
#12
Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
#13
Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar?
They Choked
#14
Dogs were the first social justice
warriors They hate mailmen.
#15
How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called "recovering from the darkness"
#16
What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?
A retarded bandwagoner
#17
How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.
#18
If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors...
It would be a really nice log. An ideal log.
#19
How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
#20
How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lol they can't change anything
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