What Are Waters Jokes?
Waters Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of waters jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Jesus walks into a bar "Just 12 waters please",
while winking at his disciples.
#2
Two black guys are taking a piss off a bridge...
The first one says "damn this waters cold", the second guy says "yeah, deep too"
#3
If a normal person's mouth waters at a steak?
Does a vegan's mouth water when someone is mowing the grass?
#4
"This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's
drought" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters
#5
"I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me" I scream
to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool.
#6
Nothing waters down the word "ultimate"
like ultimate frisbee.
#7
There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell...
Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?
#8
What is the difference between a boat and a woman?
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
#9
Can someone throw Kevin Bacon in the freezing Artic waters and give him hypothermia?
I NEED this six degrees of Kevin Bacon joke.
#10
Knock Knock Who's there !
Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !
#11
Purifying yourself in the waters of Lake
Minnetonka Not as effective as NyQuil
#12
Two bananas are relaxing on a river bank...
When a turd floats by. The turd shouts over. "Come on in the waters great." One banana turns to the other and says. "Do you believe this shit."
#13
One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said
"thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"
#14
*waters flowers* *flowers die* *sprays weeds with poison* *weeds mutate,
quadruple in size, grow 3 heads, and start speaking in tongues*
#15
Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
#16
Two rednecks are pissing off a bridge One says to the other "Damn, that waters cold"!
The other one says "Yeah, deep too"!
#17
...we came in" Roger Waters favourite
line is "Is this where...
#18
Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?
It was I, **RIO**!!!
#19
I like to test the waters
by pushing people in.????
#20
Two bananas are sitting on a river bank..
A turd comes floating by. The turd says " come on in guys, the waters great!" The one banana looks at the other banana and says "you believe that shit!"
Why People Enjoy Waters Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and waters jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love waters jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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