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#1
Last week I walked up to Wayne Rooney at the airport and said,"How about an autograph mate?" "Sure." He replied.
So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.
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#2
Oh, you're having a bad day?
In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000.
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#3
Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
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#4
*Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* "Please
keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne." *Santa grows very pale*
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#5
Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake,
his sodium is through the roof.
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#6
With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy
tennis draft Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?
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#7
Wayne Gretzy at a party...
Gets folks to drink by yelling, "You miss 100% of the shots you never take!!!!"
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#8
You know what they say: once you go Black...
... you'll always be blacker than Wayne Brady.
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#9
A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs.
He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable.
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#10
Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman,
so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan
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#11
Rumor has it that John Wayne's autopsy revealed 40 pounds of fecal matter
lodged in his intestines But it turned out to be a lot of shit
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#12
So batman's son got into the rap industry ..
They call him Lil' Wayne
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#13
What's the Difference Between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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#14
Clark Kent: How's your lunch?
Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man
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#15
Batman doesn't kill.
Wayne Enterprises is a defense contractor. Guy is conflicted about the wrong things.
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#16
Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper?
It's ruff tuff, and takes shit from no one.
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#17
How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?
He listens to his old music.
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#18
What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?
He was Robin.
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#19
What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?
[**I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)
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#20
Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their
wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.
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