What Are Ways Jokes?
Ways Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ways jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
This poster that says "Green Day:
Sold Out" is right in two ways
#2
Everyone buries their problems in different ways.
I bury them alive because killing people is wrong.
#3
You should never get married because it can ONLY end in literally 2 ways; divorce or death!
Funny... but true.
#4
My gangster name would be The Street.
If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like "Look both ways before you cross The Street"
#5
There are two ways to keep a marriage happy
and without quarrel But nobody knows them
#6
When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as "he" or "she"...
BB-8 replied, "I roll both ways." http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv
#7
You'll catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar.
Also a rotting corpse will work. Or poop. Lots of ways to attract flies.
#8
What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
#9
There are now two ways to pronounce "Reddit".
Read-it and Re-edit. ^^^^^shit ^^^^^joke
#10
"27 Hilarious Ways You Know Journalism
Is Dead" - Journalism
#11
So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town.
It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*
#12
I've been studying Israeli army martial arts.
I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.
#13
Remember to look both ways
before crossing a woman.
#14
Why does the sad crab walk side ways?
Because he has nothing to look forward to
#15
I always wondered why cross eyed people never get hit crossing the road.
Then it hit me. They are always looking both ways.
#16
Next time you kill thousands of innocent people in a disaster, tell the
judge you "work in mysterious ways" and see how far it gets you.
#17
Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted: 1.) Flying forks
2.) Pre-fried eggs 3.) Fridge moaning/wailing 4-10.) Ghosts
#18
Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and
cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize.
#19
Three ways to tell if you're dating an Octopus: 1.
They give awesome hugs 2. They have no skeleton 3. Every date is at the aquarium
#20
I've been reading an interesting book about rainbows and colors.
It taught me different ways to view color. It's not all black and white
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