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Weasel Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of weasel jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So then, the rhino looked at the elephant and said "What about the weasel?" That's the punchline.
Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
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#2
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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#3
A weasel walks into a bar And asks for a beer.
The bartender says "we can't serve alcohol to you." "I'll just take a pop" goes the weasel.
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#4
[Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the
mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god
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#5
'Pop Goes The Weasel' is my favourite song
about over-inflating your mammals.
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#6
How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
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#7
So I was driving home from work and I saw what
looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose.
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#8
What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?
One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
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#9
What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
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#10
my computer is organized exactly like my brain, which is to say that I
just found a photo of a baby weasel alone in a folder called "good"
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#11
What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different!
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#12
Yes, It's true eagles can soar...
...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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#13
What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
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#14
Driver: My God...
that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... "pop"... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all.
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#15
My friend offered to let me rent 2 of his ermines.
He is now the lessor of two weasels.
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