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#1
What do you call a pimp with his whores?
A guard and hoes.
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#2
BREAKING: Mel Gibson will reprise his role in the sequel to 'What Women Want'.
The sequel will be called 'What Stupid Fucking Whores Want'.
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#3
Mosquitoes are whores.
They suck on everyone who goes near them.
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#4
What do whores and sailors have in common?
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
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#5
You know what gets me
about karma whores?
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#6
I was a bit of a nerd in high school.
Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores.
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#7
I remember the difference between vertical and horizontal because vertical
gives you vertigo and horizontal because whores get laid.
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#8
How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?
10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later.
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#9
My friend likes to read philosophy instead of going to the club to pick up chicks...
One could say he puts Decartes before the whores
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#10
How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
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#11
Why are chemists such whores?
They keep talking about their nitrates
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#12
A stallion with a smoking habit kidnaps hookers.
So basically a hoarse horse hoards whores.
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#13
How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?
[Answer here!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2q2uaq/how_many_karma_whores_does_it_take_to_change_a/)
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#14
Star Wars Joke Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker
at a brothel May the whores be with you
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#15
There was a knock in my door "Who's there?" "Police" "Get out, I didn't call
police, I called whores" "Your neighbors called us" "Let them fuck you then"
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#16
I told my girlfriend I've known 3 whores in my life.
The first one was named mercedes, the second one porsche, your name must be buick!
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#17
What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?
Karma, Whores.
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#18
Jared Fogle's updated diet writes itself a Subway sandwich for breakfast, a Subway
sandwich for lunch, and FUCKIN' CRAZY ASS 14 YEAR OLD COKE WHORES TILL DAWN!
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#19
How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?
When this gets 700 up votes I'll let you know
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#20
What do pirates call fat whores?
LAND HO!
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