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Wide Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wide jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Boy: Dad dad there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
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#2
I walked past a field of cows at 3 AM and saw that they were all wide awake.
I said, "Surely it's pasture bedtime?"
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#3
Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
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#4
In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'?
A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill.
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#5
Who's the biggest bitch in a whole wide world?
OPs mom
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#6
Jerry Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach...
... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers.
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#7
Ok, seriously men...
You can't hear yourselves snoring, but the slightest crinkle of a chip bag, and you're suddenly wide awake?!
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#8
how wide is the universe?
how long is a piece of string theory
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#9
If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold
up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, "DID YOU WRITE THIS?"
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#10
Me: *Reaches over, cuts up food, says "open wide" & starts making
airplane noises* Guy: *stunned silence* -Single Mama on a date
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#11
*sleepy* *so sleepy* *SO SO sleepy*
*brush my teeth* WIDE AWAKE.
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#12
Orange Soda I've always dreamt of having a cock as long as a 2 litre bottle of orange soda, and just as wide.
It's just Fanta-sea really
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#13
If I was a hot chick.
I'd open my legs so wide I'd be able to fit all four of my Ferraris in my snatch.
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#14
ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles.
HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
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#15
Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world?
Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died.
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#16
Spiders were super disappointed when
they finally saw the world wide web.
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#17
Massive victory for business ethics advocates!
After years of negotiation and hard work, an industry-wide agreement has finally banned opticians from using contracts containing small print.
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#18
Thank goodness for wide, paved road shoulders that important
people like me are entitled to use during traffic jams.
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#19
My dick is like a dollar bill...
About 6 inches long, 3 inches wide, and you should wash your hands after touching it
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#20
What is a twip?
A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and wide jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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