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Widow Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of widow jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?
Natasha Ramenoff
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#2
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?
Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.
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#3
Is it legal for a man to marry
his widow's sister?
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#4
[to widow] Great wake.
Tho it should be called a sleep, he's not moved in ages. I say he hasn't moved in ages. Call it a sleep. Ah cheer up.
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#5
What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?
A widow
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#6
BLACK WIDOW: help I think my husband is dead 911: did u murder him?
BLACK WIDOW: uh 911: ma'am BLACK WIDOW: *quietly hangs up the phone*
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#7
[consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking
for a new owner for his pokemon collection?
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#8
What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
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#9
The widow ask the doctor "Why did my husband die?" Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use,
ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
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#10
What is a male widow called?
single
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#11
A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died?
Lucky
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#12
Can a widow's husband marry her daughter?
No,dead people don't marry.
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#13
What does a widow say when she wakes up?
Mourning
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#14
Them: We're concerned about you.
We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males
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#15
*nudges widow at funeral*
are you thinking Arby's
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#16
What type of wife always knows where her husband is?
A widow
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#17
[at a funeral] *approaches the weeping widow and embraces
her* *whispers* "So you're single now, right?
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#18
scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name.
"weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"
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#19
What sound does a black widow make?
My husband be dead
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#20
[Bad magician coroner] is this your husband's body [widow]
no [Bad magician coroner] isss this your husband's body
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Widow Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Widow Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and widow jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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When is the best time to tell Widow Jokes?
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