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#1
Why does Bruce Willis live in America and watch porn?
Because he wants to live free and die hard
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#2
Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles.
You know what they say about old habits.
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#3
[Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra!
Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard*
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#4
I bet Patrick Swayze's "Ghost" ghost & Bruce Willis's "6th Sense"
ghost make beautiful pottery together in movie heaven.
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#5
Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot.
"I'm Bruce Willis" he says. The parrot repeats it. "yeah right" Bruce says, but is secretly worried
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#6
I really love Bruce Willis.
I have all of his movies, hundreds of posters, and multiple autographs You might say that I'm a die-hard fan
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#7
Did you hear Bruce Willis tried to overdose on viagra?
He wanted to Die Hard.
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#8
Bruce Willis is relaxing by his pool.
he's got so much sunscreen on that he slowly slides off his lounger, out of the gate & down the road
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#9
Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce
Willis blows up): "lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."
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#10
If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes
of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu.
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#11
They found Bruce Willis dead next to a bottle of Viagra...
...I guess he *Died Hard*
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#12
Why didn't Bruce Willis star in the movie "Titanic"?
Because he would've saved everybody.
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#13
Bruce Willis is being chased by a pug.
he jumps in a taxi and escapes. he breathes a sigh of relief. the driver turns around. it's the pug
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#14
Why does Bruce Willis always
play the bald guy?
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#15
A new remake of Titanic features Bruce Willis.
Bruce saves everyone.
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#16
how much wood would a wood chuck
if Bruce Willis is the Ghost
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#17
Bruce Willis on a jetski, being pursued
by a pug on a smaller jetski
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#18
Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery?
"Bad Habits Die Hard."
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#19
Bruce Willis pours a can of Red Bull onto his flower bed then drinks 8
gallons of water out of a watering can before realising his mistake
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#20
Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, "IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER!
IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE" he fumes
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