What Are Winks Jokes?
Winks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of winks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[last supper] Judas: Here, I brought this Jesus: A bottle of wine?
Srsly? I need that like I need a hole in my hand Judas: *winks at camera*
#2
I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out.
He probably just winks at them and they faint.
#3
I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please.
"Sir, that is a sleeping bag" *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*
#4
Cashier: what's with all the pineapple juice?
Me: *winks* -Spends the night making delicious umbrella drinks with my cat.
#5
[watches you eat my bday cake] "I've poisoned that." "Haha very [clasps
chest & begins panting] w-with what?" [leans in & winks] "Poison."
#6
RIDDLER: how'd you find my hideout?
BATMAN: a little birdie told me *winks* SMALL BIRD MAN: *lands on his shoulder* please use my full name
#7
*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops.
- Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S.
#8
Get in the van!
me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*
#9
Wow, you've got a lot of hickeys Kris.
Me: Busy weekend *winks *remembers wrestling that octopus at the aquarium for giving me side eye.
#10
Don't worry.
Your secret is safe with me, I won't say a word about your "wenital werpes" *winks*
#11
[at bank] *slides teller a note* Teller: Me: T: M: [winks] T: Seriously!?
M: uh huh T: M: T: *slides me a lollipop*
#12
"I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!" Popeye tells his host.
Hannibal winks. "The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."
#13
[last meal on death row] "Pepper?" *nods*
"Say when" *winks to camera*
#14
[on the phone with wife] Honey, who do you like better, Hulk Hogan or Jafar from Aladdin?
"Tell me why." [winks at tattoo artist] No reason.
#15
About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
#16
Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall.
"Oh ya!" [breaks 2nd wall] "Oh ya!" [3rd wall] "OHHH YEAAHH!" [breaks 4th wall] *Winks at camera*
#17
I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy.
"Making breakfast. ;)" "Walking the dog. ;)" "Broke in to your house ;)"
#18
[Corporate Olive Garden meeting, 1985] Jesus: Let's do unlimited breadsticks.
CEO: How can we supply that many? Jesus: *winks at camera*
#19
Doctor doctor I keep dreaming there are great gooey bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.
What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.
#20
[Jesus at the bar] "Oh, I'll just
have a water" *winks at camera*
Why People Enjoy Winks Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and winks jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love winks jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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