What Are Woman Jokes?
Woman Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of woman jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm going to bed and my hair looks amazing; I feel
like the woman in every mattress commercial.
#2
A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse "Do you ever smoke after sex?" she asks her husband.
"I've never checked."
#3
"any questions for Mr.
deGrasse Tyson?" [I knock over an old woman while sprinting to the mic] HOW DOES AIR CONDITIONING WORK IN SPACE?
#4
What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?
$100 bill.
#5
Blonde with a twist Q: What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?
A: Marie Curie
#6
Women say they like a man in uniform but I've been wearing this naughty
nurse outfit all day and not a single woman has approached me yet :(
#7
Pele sees a pretty woman at a bar.
He approaches her and says "You're very pretty. Fancy coming back to my place?" The woman says "My, you're a little forward."
#8
What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?
Abroad.
#9
Can't get a woman?
Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving "this doesn't work" and "I'm bleeding to death".
#10
What's the difference between a woman and
a gun You can put a silencer on a gun
#11
How do make a woman blind?
Stick a car windshield in front of her face.
#12
How do you make a woman go blind?
Put a windshield in front of her.
#13
If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment.
If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute.
#14
Spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter...
It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife.
#15
A real man will always find time for his woman, even
if it means blowing off a date with his mistress.
#16
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
#17
Boss:Why is your voice gone?
Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.
#18
What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
#19
What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
#20
Iron Man is a super hero...
Iron woman is a command.
Why People Enjoy Woman Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and woman jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love woman jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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