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What Are Wood Jokes?

Wood Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wood jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a necrophiliacs erection?
Mourning wood.
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#2
I got charged with rape in the woods.....
It's because I forest her.
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#3
What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?
Logger-rhythms.
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#4
WELCOME TO GYM.
[5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE
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#5
What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?
Mourning wood.
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#6
A lion wouldn't cheat on his
wife but a Tiger Wood
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#7
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I?
I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."
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#8
A subtle joke A cannibal passes
his friend in the woods.
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#9
Today, the tree my family planted 15 years ago died and had to be cut down.
I'm mourning wood.
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#10
my floor was 5 years old, so i contacted someone to replace the old wood...
I'm still waiting for a reply
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#11
Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together...
Nailed it!
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#12
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day?
...just think about it.
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#13
how much wood would a wood chuck
if Bruce Willis is the Ghost
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#14
A skinny friend told me she's never hungry and just 'forgets to eat', so I drove her out to the woods and left her for dead.
Is that wrong?
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#15
We're equally riveted by stories like the Chilean miners
(33 men, 1 hole) & Tiger Woods (1 man, 33 holes).
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#16
What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stops at 3 ho's
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#17
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
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#18
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings,
industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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#19
I was just scammed out of 25 dollars.
I purchased a dvd titled "Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes." It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!
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#20
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday...
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and wood jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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