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Worth Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of worth jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why is the north pole of a magnet red?
Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
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#2
Why are divorces so expensive?
Because they're worth it.
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#3
Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips
because I'm worth it goddamnit.
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#4
Why is Perfume so cheap?
Because its only worth one scent!
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#5
Where is your 1,000 word essay?
"Right here" *pulls out selfie* That's a picture... "A picture is worth 1,000 words" *becomes valedictorian*
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#6
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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#7
cheap toilet paper.
it isn't worth shit.
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#8
If I had a penny for every time you made me feel
worthless; I'd be worth something by now.
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#9
New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ?
... it's only worth $7.70
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#10
Sometimes you wish you could just fast forward time
just to see if in the end it's all worth it,..
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#11
*stands on scanner at self checkout, weighing self after keying
in mango code, just to see what net worth is in mangoes
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#12
The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's
face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)
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#13
One horribly inappropriate comment and you'll never be shown another baby photo at work ever again.
Totally worth it.
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#14
America's new motto If it's worth
eating it's worth over eating.
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#15
My greatest talent is being able to watching
5 years worth of a TV shows in one week.
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#16
I have a mammoth erection.
It's gotta be worth a fortune.
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#17
Some guy robbed a local gas station and stole $700 worth of cigarettes.
I wonder what he'll do with both packs.
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#18
"This credit crunch is worse than a divorce.
I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
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#19
So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day...
...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave.
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#20
Never ask someone to promise they'll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will.
Ask them to promise that the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end.
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