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Wound Jokes

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Wound Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wound jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Baby detective: These stab wounds here, they- *coroner covers the body with a sheet* Baby: OH MY GOD.
THE BODY! ITS GONE! WHERE DID IT GO
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#2
To add insult to injury...
...James poured Saxa Coarse into Stephen's wound.
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#3
"Time heals all wounds
;)" - Rattlesnakes
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#4
I saw a bunch of youths hitting an old lady.
I stopped my car, wound down my window and yelled, "Excuse me, that's my mother-in-law." "And what?" they replied. "And she's still moving."
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#5
I bought a new lock for my bedroom door Wound
up getting half off when it didn't work.
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#6
They say that time heals all wounds...
But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?
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#7
Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute
but are useless on stab wounds.
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#8
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline...
I wound up back over on MySpace.
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#9
Meant to type fairy godmother but wound up typing fairy gothmother
and holy shit what a great band name that would be.
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#10
Herbal Doctors, someone should tell
them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds.
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#11
[in ambulance] "Sir, do you know your blood type?"
"Yeah [coughs & points to wound] red."
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#12
A man fighting a war finds an ancient lance capable of healing wounds rather than creating them.
He names the weapon "Ambu-lance"
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#13
My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding
3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period.
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#14
I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ...
because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean.
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#15
Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of omega 3 tablets the other day.
It's OK, it was just a super fish oil wound
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#16
They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama....
The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen
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#17
scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder:
*throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
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#18
Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants.
It's driving me nuts.
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#19
Text abbreviations date back to the days of the telegraph with common
shorthand like DFMWOL for "Dying From Musket Wound Out Loud."
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#20
Phill: *gets stung by a stingray Me: *pees on his wound Phill: That only
works on jellyfish stings Me: Oh shit, I thought you were dead!
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