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#1
How you can tell if a person is Irish: a fly lands in their pint of beer.
They grab the fly and start shaking it over their beer yelling "Spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!"
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#2
What did one lesbian vampire say the other?
See ya next month ;)
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#3
Why do women have boobs?
So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy.
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#4
Cows How does a farmer count cows?
On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)
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#5
What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?
A reptile-dysfunction.
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#6
5yo: What's a cannibal?
Me: A person that eats another person. 5yo's eyes widen in horror. Me: You said cannonball, didn't ya?
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#7
"Shake what your mama gave ya." "You want
me to shake a $25 Macy's gift card?"
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#8
"Rapunzel!
Let down your hair!" RAPUNZEL: Hey hair, ya wanna go get ice cream? HAIR: Yeah! RAPUNZEL: Well too bad. Because we're not.
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#9
Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie....
I'm Drunk
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#10
SEA LION 1: "More like shark *weak* amirite?" SEA LION 2: "Hahaha" SHARK:
"Hey guys, what ya watching?" [Sea lions jump onto ceiling fan]
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#11
A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "I'll serve ya but don't start anything."
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#12
Me: Baby-proofed the house like you wanted Wife: Ya?
Me: Ya. Locks, fence, barbed wire, the works Her:.. Me: No way a baby's gettin in here.
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#13
WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have?
Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another.
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#14
[furious with son] wife: what happened?
me: he talks back to me and is insulting me in Spanish [son from room] yolo isn't spanish me: ya see
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#15
Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 3.
The joke used to be "If ya lick 'er, it's quicker". Now it's: if ya pin 'er, yer in 'er.
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#16
Did ya hear about the woman with five legs?
Her knickers fitted her like a glove.
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#17
me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok?
me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend
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#18
British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus.
He asked the young lad "just what are ya getting on with lad?" The lad responds," none of yobishness mate"
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#19
The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid?
They only take tips.
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#20
A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar...
The bartender asks, "Where'd ya get it?" The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
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