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Yoko Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of yoko jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common?
They both survive on dead beatles (beetles).
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#2
Why did John Lennon get shot?
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
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#3
If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go...
I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!
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#4
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.
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#5
What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?
.....about 40 years.
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#6
Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing?
Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one.
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#7
What is yellow and lives off beetles?
Yoko Ono
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#8
What is yellow and eats beetles for a living?
Yoko Ono.
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#9
What's yellow and sleeps alone?
Yoko Ono
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#10
What's yellow and lives off dead beatles?
Yoko Ono
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#11
Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles?
Yoko Ono
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#12
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono
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#13
What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables?
"All we are saying is give peas a chance."
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#14
You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono.
Thats a big strike against the genius part.
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#15
4: can we name the baby Yoko?
Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes
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#16
What is yellow and lives off dead Beatles?
Yoko Ono
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#17
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.
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#18
Whats yellow and survives
on dead beetles Yoko Ono
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#19
Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle.
After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.
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#20
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
They are both living off of dead beatles.
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