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Zealand Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of zealand jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
To all the "I'm moving to Canada" people out there, you're being ridiculous.
You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia.
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#2
Newsflash, New Zealand!
You're not that new!
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#3
So, I just heard about the 7.5 earthquake in New Zealand...
Seems a lot of people are shaken up about it.
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#4
After Israel threatened to take the Security Council vote as an act of war, the New Zealand Ambassador called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu....
...Picking up the phone, he spoke "Hebrew."
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#5
Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided...
...if I should move to Canada or New Zealand.
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#6
What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?
Not Zealand.
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#7
The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
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#8
There are three kinds of people in New Zealand..
The racists, the big spiders, and the big racist spiders..
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#9
An Eskimo was driving through new Zealand His car suddenly broke down after a small wait the mechanic
told him "aw shut bro you've blown a seal" to which the Eskimo replies "shut up you fuck sheep"
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#10
I asked a friend of mine from New Zealand how many sexual partners he'd had.
He started counting, but he fell asleep.
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#11
I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends
he's had Shortly after attempting to do so, he fell asleep.
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#12
Joke from New Zealand: "What's
a Hindu?" Lays iggs.
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#13
Time zones are amazing!
Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980.
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#14
An Eskimo is holidaying in New Zealand..
His car breaks down. A Kiwi stops to help, opens the bonnet, and says "Bro, you've blown a seal" To which the Eskimo responds "so what mate, you fuck sheep!"
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#15
Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new
flag just as I finished memorising the old one.
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#16
How do men in New Zealand address their women?
"Hey! Ewe!"
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#17
Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
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#18
I asked my friend from New Zealand how many times he'd had sex...
but he fell asleep before he could tell me.
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#19
What did the New Zealand naval officer say to his crew?
All hands on dick....
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#20
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?
A community centre
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Most Zealand Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why do people enjoy Zealand Jokes?
Zealand Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and zealand jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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