What do you call a husband who remembers anniversaries?
A unicorn.
What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Why did the married man bring a ladder to bed?
To reach new heights in his relationship.
In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband...
- I should have married the devil instead of you! - Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!
Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking
each other "do you have to do that right now?"