Why kill time when you can
make it work for you?
I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum...
Serving soup to nuts.
My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men...
Moe, Larry and Curly
"So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?" *imagines running out of
the store with all the dogs in my arms* "I'm a people person."
At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: "I work with animals every day!" She: "Oh how sweet!
What is it that you do?" He: "I'm a butcher."