So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.
Math never tried to solve
any of my problems.
So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it.
What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!
Why do they never serve a beer at math party?
Because you can't drink and derive
What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?
He works it out with a pencil.