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What Are Math Jokes?

Math Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of math jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Math made simple: If you have $20 and
your wife has $15, she has $35.
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#2
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things,
but Maths at least has some logic.
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#3
:O + :P = 69
Simple math
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#4
Why did the circle go to the gym?
To get in shape.
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#5
Interviewer: I heard you were extremly quick at Math...
Me: "yes, as a matter of fact I am" Interviewer: "Whats 14x27" Me: "49" Interviewer: "that's not even close" me: "yeah, but it was fast"
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#6
Math, I'm not a therapist...
...Solve your own problems.
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#7
Who knows about math and science and is always close by?
An engi-near!
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#8
If I got 50 cents for every failed
math exam I'd have $ 6.30 now
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#9
90% of life is just having the courage to show up.
The other 30% is just checking the math.
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#10
What do you call a math teacher in an anime?
Sin Pi
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#11
There are 3 types of people in this world.
1. People who are good in math. 2. People who aren't good in math.
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#12
Sex is like math Add the bed, subtract the clothes,
divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!
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#13
A Math Quip You couldn't tell an asymptote
from a hole in the graph
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#14
Why Math is
like Sex?
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#15
[interview for an accounting job] Your resume says your greatest strength is using idioms.
How can that help in this job? "You do the math"
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#16
Dear America Would you please take the 's' off the word 'legos' and put it back on the word 'math' where it belongs.
Many thanks England
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#17
Why did the math book go to the doctor?
It had too many problems.
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#18
Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9.
What do I have now? "Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"
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#19
Son your teacher called, she said you wrote "AQUAMAN RULZ" all over your math test.
[sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers
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#20
"I'm so hard right
now" - math
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