Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?
It's the old meth math moth myth.
Me: Whatcha doin?
7: a stupid math paper Me: why stupid? 7: Sally has 3,000 pennies; really Sally? Get a debit card!
Almost every branch of science has a pseudoscience associated with it:
chemistry and alchemy, astronomy and astrology, math and economics...
If I had a dollar for every maths exam I
failed I'd have about $6.50 right now
How do you know if an Asian has been to your house?
Your math homework's done, your computer is upgraded, and that little twat is still trying to back out of your driveway.