Who makes more money, a cocaine dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute because she can always wash her crack and sell it again!
We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without
Borders' We should donate borders instead
Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood.
"Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"
I don't have a horse running in the Derby
but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wife walks up to husband and asks for money Wife: I need some money to buy a bra Husband: do you think you have breasts big enough to buy a bra?
Wife: when you bought boxers, did I say anything?