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Money Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of money jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'll bet Timmy would never have fallen down that well if his parents would've
coughed up the money for a HUMAN instead of a dog babysitter.
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#2
At the IRS audit IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free.
Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that? IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits.
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#3
If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity...
She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school.
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#4
Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money?
I heard it suffered from withdrawls.
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#5
Why are politicians different from prostitutes?
With prostitutes, the more money you pay the more you'll get fucked.
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#6
I have enough money to last the rest of my life...
So long as I don't spend any of it.
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#7
We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without
Borders' We should donate borders instead
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#8
"Hello darkness my old friend." Darkness:
I'm not lending you any money.
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#9
I just totally misunderstood the meaning of 'Strip
Mall' and could one of you guys send bail money?
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#10
borrow money from a pessimist Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back.
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#11
My favorite part of church is when
they pass around free money.
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#12
I have enough money to live comfortably for the
rest of my life ...if I die next Tuesday.
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#13
When I think of all the money I've spent on booze in my life, I wish I had it all back.
Imagine all the booze I could buy!
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#14
I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I
got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money :)
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#15
What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute?
They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it.
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#16
I came into some money yesterday.
I couldn't find the tissues.
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#17
Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money.
I was robbed blind.
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#18
Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick) There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave.
She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!
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#19
I don't dance.
Unless it's for money.
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#20
Gaining weight when you are still owing
me money is a sign of disrespect
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