Money isn't everything but it sure keeps
you in touch with your children.
[turns to date during movie where bank robbers laugh & toss money around
motel room] They won't be laughing when it's time to pick it all up
Where do atheists donate their money?
Non Prophet Organizations
What do you call a bank that loves to sing?
A cha-cha-ching choir.
To save money, instead of going to the club, I just get drunk
at home and yell "what?" into a mirror over and over.