How does software eat it's food?
By taking large bytes!
A sandwich walks into a bar...
The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
What do you MEAN there are no food
trucks named "Nom Chompsky"?!
How much did Juan weigh after eating Chinese food?
Juan ton
A rabbi and a Catholic priest were talking When the priest asked the rabbi - "When will you
ever eat from my food?" To which the rabbi immediately responded - "At your wedding"