All my tattoos pretty much mean the same thing.
I had money to blow.
If a stripper got "$20" tattooed on each asscheek, she could bend
over & say "Hindsight's $20/$20!" ...What a money maker!
The only drinking problem I have is not
having enough money to keep buying it.
I never give money to those Salvation Army people because
I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells.
You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom?
I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks.