I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum...
Serving soup to nuts.
So there's this cute girl from work and I'm too shy to talk to her But then
I realized, all I needed to do to talk to her was to remove the duct tape
Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness:
eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer.
I was late to work because I was having car trouble.
And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car.
interviewer: any interests outside of work me: war and space documentaries
mom: he means star wars me: mom stay in the car mom: nerd