I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas?
Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc.
What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night.
I wanted a screamer or a moaner for
Christmas Instead I got a sweater.
If your friend is into BDSM...
Should you get them a gag gift for Christmas?
Picked up our Christmas tree from the lot today AND my wife hasn't shaved in 3 weeks.
Noble fir in the streets. Noble fur in the sheets.