Getting a girlfriend is a lot like getting a car The
more money you have, the more options you have.
I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday.
I said, "Give me all your money now, bitch, or you're geography." "Don't you mean history?" she replied. I said, "Don't try to change the subject."
10: What's it like being a grown up?
Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
A robber broke into my house last night looking for money...
So I woke up and started searching with him.
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery
tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?