What do you call a woman drowning in money?
Rich... Also an ambulance.
Teacher: Does anyone have questions?
Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit
I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S.
Mint
I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself...
Some money.
Where do hogs keep their money?
In piggy banks.