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Me: (Insert inspirational quote here) Wife: Wow.
That's deep, who said that? Me: I did. Didn't you hear me speak just now?
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Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that's sad.
But 100% of married people will die, and isn't that a greater tragedy?
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My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the
engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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Marriage means commitment.
So does insanity. Coincidence?
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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
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I can't believe gay marriage is legal!
What's next womens rights?
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