Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, it's a hardware problem
Algorithm Word used by programmers when they
don't want to explain what they did.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
None, that is a hardware problem.